The Question
Dashing Damian who wants some hella hot hijinks with an enticing Elvira : “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at CheekyDevil.com?”
Me: “CheekyDevil.com? Easy as striking a match, old boy! You just need a little wink wink in your ol’ how’s your father, if you know what I mean! Oh. You don’t? Hmm… I suppose I can see that. Let’s try again. How about this? Ahem… All you need to do is give it the ol’ one two in the tickety-boo! No? Nothing? Hibbity bibbity in the flim flam? Razzle dazzle in the tin can? Wokka wokka ‘round your… What’s that? Fine fine. I get it. Okay. Here it is. Last one. Ready? You fucking don’t!”
In other words, nobody’s playing hide the pickle at CheekyDevil.com. And I know you know what I’m saying this time.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with CheekyDevil.com?
Sticking your tongue out at someone?
Cheeky.
Fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails?
Yeah. Way worse than cheeky.
And CheekyDevil ain’t just sticking their tongue out at you.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Alrighty!
So, generally speaking, when someone thinks of an angel, they think of someone looking out for you. Someone who maybe helps you out. Makes your day better. All good stuff.
Well, CheekyDevil managed to turn their “Angels” into the opposite of that.
But I want details!
Happy to give ‘em!
So, as is always the case, whenever we want to find out what’s happening on any given dating site, the first place we go to is their terms and conditions page!
Why is that, you ask? Isn’t everything we wanna know about the site laid out right there on their home page?
To that, I answer a resounding, “NO!”
Hell, I’ll even follow that up with a flabbergasted, “Absolutely not!”
See, the home page has all the pretty pictures. All the promises. All the stuff that lures you in. But the terms and conditions? That’s where you find the truth.
Buried among all the legal blah that you typically find in a terms and conditions page is where you’ll find any shady behavior that a site is engaged in. It’s all laid out in black and white for you to see with your own two eyes. All you have to do is read the terms.
What’s that? You never read the terms?
Exactly.
And that’s how people get shafted.
These scamarific sites don’t worry about the fact that they have to disclose their cons in their terms because they know that people are conditioned to just blindly accept whatever the terms are without even reading them.
Thing is, whether you read them or not, by proceeding and signing up to a site, you’re bound to those terms. No matter how shifty they are. The site gets to say they told you what was going on (“It’s not our fault! It’s right there in the terms!”) and you just bought yourself a whole bunch of headache.
So, if you take away one thing from reading this today, remember this:
Always read a dating site’s terms and conditions BEFORE signing up to the site. No exceptions.
Now, with all that said, let’s take a look at the terms of the site in question and see what we find.
Well, that didn’t take long. From the fourth paragraph in the “Accessing our site” section:
The purpose of our site is to provide entertainment, to allow you to explore our Services and to promote greater participation in our Services.
That “entertainment” thing is getting old. Nobody’s going to these sites to be entertained. They go because they want to meet another real live human being.
More from that paragraph:
Our so called Angels attempt to simulate communications with real members to encourage more conversation and interaction with users.
“So called Angels” indeed. Fake members, in other words.
One more tidbit…
These angels are not intended to resemble or mimic any actual persons.
Uh, yeah. Wow.
So, in my not so humble opinion, those little tiny bits we just looked at? Yeah. Those are the only important parts. It sucks that you have to read through the miles and miles of other blah in the terms to get to them, but it is what it is. A few minutes of boring reading to avoid hours and hours of bullshit. Good trade, if you ask me.
I shall wrap up with the following:
Fucking fuck that in the drive-through.
Seriously.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Okay. Sure.
I mean, why would you? It’s not like there’s concrete evidence a little ways up this page or anything.
Oh wait…
That’s right! There IS concrete evidence a little ways up this page.
Listen, you don’t deserve to have your time and money wasted. Don’t be one more dude that gets duped by an unscrupulous dating site.
Just go have another poke through what we went over. In fact, poke it until the light bulb turns on for you.
Don’t worry, it will.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
CheekyDevil.com? Nope. Scam.
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