FlirtBuddies.com Review: An Unashamed Con In Every Aspect

The Question

Dude who wants to pal around boink style with a babealicious buddy: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at FlirtBuddies.com?”

Me: “FlirtBuddies.com? Duuude! So simple. You just have two tasks. You have to flirt and you have to, uh, be a buddy. Cuz FlirtBuddies. For reals though. Get your game face on. Try a little Daniel Craig in his 007 speedo smirk on your face. That’s it. Now toss in a nice, ‘Come here often? No? You will soon.’ As a smile spreads across her lips, tell her you have a truck and of course you’d love to help her move. ‘But I’m not moving,’ she says. ‘But when you do,’ you reply and nod enthusiastically. With your two tasks complete, all that’s left now is you fucking don’t!”

The point of the story is, you have a better chance of being a real life James Bond than you do of hooking up with anyone at FlirtBuddies.

But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with FlirtBuddies.com?

I’ll tell you three things. The same three things I’m always telling people.

Fake members, buddy.

Fake profiles, dude.

Fake emails, homie.

That shit is muddy, buddy.

Tell me more, Frankie.

Mkay.

For some reason, shady dating sites seem to like calling their scammy fake profiles some kind of cutesy term. I suppose it’s because they’d rather not just call them what they are. “Not a real member” probably doesn’t work as well at duping unsuspecting fellas.

In any case, FlirtBuddies is no different. They’ve named their nonsense “Fantasy Cuties”.

But I want details!

Sure thing.

So, if you’ve read anything on here before, you know I always refer people to the terms and conditions page on dating sites. Why? Because the terms and conditions page is the one place on a site that you have a chance to find out what’s actually going on.

Basically, the T&C is where you’ll find out whether or not any kind of shady tactics are being used on a site.

Reading the terms before signing up to a site allows you to make an informed decision. A decision that will keep you from getting scammed.

With that said, let’s see what kind of funny business is going on at the ol’ FlirtBuddies corral…

The fun starts in section 4 with the following:

4. FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY

Great.

Of course, it gets better. And by better, I mean worse.

B. You comprehend, acknowledge, and accept that our Service, presented in the style of an online dating service, is an entertainment service. All content is provided for the entertainment and amusement of You. Our Site does not guarantee that You will find a date, partner, or participant, or that you will meet any member in person.

Look! Here come the Cuties!

C. THIS SITE UTILIZES FANTASY PROFILES IDENTIFIED AS FANTASY CUTIES. You comprehend, acknowledge, and accept that some of the profiles listed on the Site may be operated by our Site or third party contractors and are fictitious.

And there you have it.

You want to really get your head shaking, feel free to go and read the rest. This shit is already signed, sealed, and delivered as far as I’m concerned though.

I don’t believe you, Frankie!

Okay. Because I think you not believing me is insane, and my brain is currently in the process of imploding at the idea, Imma just step back and let this guy take over.

Boldly leading by example, he is.

So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?

Sign up to a legit dating site.

Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.

TL;DR

FlirtBuddies.com? Nope. Scam.

Click here for legit dating sites instead.