The Question
Guy who wants to hook up with a local hottie: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at LocalHookUp.com?”
Me: “LocalHookUp.com? No sweat, brother. I mean, local hotties are waiting for you right now, you know? Anyway, all you have to do is go somewhere local (be sure to bring your computer so you have some way to talk to local hotties while you’re somewhere local) and then you fucking don’t!”
In other words, you gotta be loco if you think you’re going to meet local anybody with LocalHookUp.com.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with LocalHookUp.com?
You know, I’ve only just begun to out all these motherfucking sites and already I feel like a broken record. It’s always the same goddamn thing with these scammy fuckers. Fake members. Fake profiles. Fake emails.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Sure thing.
What’s that? Up in the sky! Are they birds? Are they planes? No sir. They’re the infamous Love Stars!
But I want details!
I actually covered this yesterday on the MegaFuckBook.com review and I’m sure we’ll be seeing more of it in the future since a lot of sites are run by the same people. Since we’re here though, here are the details once again:
In Section 10 of the Terms and Conditions you’ll find the following:
You understand, acknowledge, and agree that some of the user profiles posted on this site may be fictitious or models or bots related to our “Love Stars” (LS) program. Our LS work for the site in an effort to stimulate dialogue with users and to stimulate user participation on the Website and Services, advertisement of the Website and Services, and the creation of user profiles.
Nice right? But wait! There’s more!
You understand, acknowledge, and agree that no physical meeting will ever take place between you and LS, and that the exchange of messages between you and a LS is for entertainment purposes, as well as to encourage further or broader participation in our site’s Services and/or to monitor user activities.
Amazing. As in, ridiculous.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
All good. Do. Don’t. Whatevs, man.
While you go and sign up, me and the rest of the dudes who are paying attention will just be over here, umm, not laughing at you. Right guys? Right?
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
LocalHookUp.com? Nope. Scam.
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