The Question
Steamy dude who wants to get hot and bothered with a smokin’ hot female: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at SteamyDates.com?”
Me: “SteamyDates.com? Easy. You just have to create the right environment. So, first, go turn on every hot water faucet you have in your whole house. I’m talkin’ full blast. Then put a pot of water on every burner on your stove and boil those mofos like boiling water is going out of style. At that point you should feel like you’re on the set of a remake of The Fog. Now that everything is nice and steamy, it’s the perfect time for you fucking don’t!”
Here’s what I’m saying: You have a better chance of finding a bucket of steam than you do of hooking up at SteamyDates.com.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with SteamyDates.com?
The same thing that’s wrong with every other scammy site that I’m filling you guys in on…
Fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails.
Every fucking time.
Tell me more, Frankie.
I’ve been waiting for this…
He is a sparkling enigma wrapped in a sparkling riddle. He is…
El Sparko!
And when you see El Sparko, you know what’s coming! Sparkle sprinkling!
But I want details!
With pleasure.
“What is this ‘sparkle sprinkling’ that you speak of, Frankie?” I hear you ask.
Why it’s simply the most ridiculous term I’ve seen so far in a Terms and Conditions page, that’s all. And let me tell you, SteamyDates isn’t the first site I’ve seen it on. I’ve seen it over and over and over again.
“But what exactly is it?”
It’s basically part of an incredibly lame attempt at trying to justify why a hookup site is creating fake-ass profiles. Which, to be clear, is unjustifiable.
I mentioned the Terms and Conditions page a second ago. That’s because the T&C page is where we always go to uncover the truth about a dating site. Today is no different.
Check this out. Section I6:
In order to enhance your amusement experience, to stimulate you and others to use our Services more extensively, and to generally sprinkle some sparkle and excitement into the Services of STEAMYDATES.COM, we may post fictitious profiles, generate or respond to communications by means of automated programs or scripts that simulate or attempt to simulate your intercommunication with another real human being (though none really exists and any dialog is generated by programming), and we may employ or contract for the paid services of real persons who may interact with you as part of their compensated employment.
Voila! Sparkles!
Just for fun, how about a little icing on the scamcake?
While these communications may seem genuine, authentic, and personal, they may be broadcast simultaneously to a large number of persons and possess none of these qualities. While their contents may appear to be true, they may be quite false; while their contents may appear to sincere, they may be quite disingenuous.
Awesome, right? Don’t you love it when sites try and scam you? FFS.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
All good. You don’t have to.
I mean, why would you want to believe a bunch of words that specifically say they do a specific thing anyway?
Really, who does that? Believing stuff. Pffft.
(Seriously though. You really should believe the words up there.)
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
SteamyDates.com? Nope. Scam.
I just spent 10 minutes arguing with their online chat person for a refund and finally got one after i threatened to start an online petition
Hey Jerry.
Nice work. Sucks you had to argue at all, but good that you got your money back! Thanks for letting other guys know they have some recourse with some of these scammy sites. It’s appreciated.
It’s true everything that everything you said about the site is true I signed up for a profile on steamydates and they end up giving me a free premium membership for 4 months because they said that they had to do something because there were so many women on the site and so little bit of men that they had their increased the population of the men on the site to keep up with the women on the site I also recommend that you stay away from my private or my secret fling . And also be born and stay away from click Pawn.com
Hey Brian.
Just brutal. More shady tactics. These guys just don’t quit. Thanks for chiming in and letting people know what’s up. And for the tips on those other two sites as well. It’s appreciated.
I’m having the same problem how do I contact them
Hey Bud.
That sucks. What a pain.
I found this for you: https://www.steamydates.com/site/about
Contact Information for SteamyDates is on that page.
And in case this is relevant to you, this is on their Help page:
Hope that helps you out. And thanks for letting other dudes know what’s up. It’s appreciated.
SteamDates RipOFF June 18/2020
I had 40 messages before I became a member once I became a real member trail basis 20 days no one replied ever! Its been a week I’m out!
The Same thing for- Luv Cougars and Well Hello it’s all camgirls watch out guys!!!
Hey Terry.
Just awful, man. Bait and switch. Hope you didn’t get shafted for a bunch of cash. Bad enough they wasted your time. Thanks for letting people know your experience and for your warning on the other sites too. It’s appreciated.