Today you’re going to learn EXACTLY why you need to steer clear of the giant scam that is WellHello.
In fact:
In this review I’m going to show you proof from their very own website that exposes their shady tactics and all around bullshit.
Let’s dive right in…
- The Question
- What’s wrong with WellHello.com?
- Tell me more!
- Now give me some details!
- Still don’t believe me?
- So, what the hell do I do?
- Don’t bore us, get to the chorus!
The Question
Polite fellow who wants to say hello to a lovely lady (and bang): “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at WellHello.com?”
Me: “WellHello.com? Well brother, we’re talkin’ easy peasy lemon squeezy! All you gotta do is say hello. Or hi. Or how’s it going? Or good day. Or ciao. Or top o’ the mornin’. Or guten Tag. Or howdy. Or buenos dias. Or how you doin’? Or… you probably get it by now. I’ll stop. Anyhoo, once you’ve extended your warmest of greetings, you fucking don’t!”
Save yourself the trouble, friend. Just say goodbye to WellHello.com.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with WellHello.com?
Well, what we have here is the old classic three-pronger of fuckery:
Fake members. Fake profiles. Fake emails.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Well, sure! This oughta sum things up…
These guys want their Love Hostesses to show you to your seat at the scam table.
But I want details!
Well, well, well. Why don’t I just give you some details then?
Can you guess where I’m going to get the aforementioned details for you? It’s a tough one. Go on. Give it a shot.
You got it! The Terms and Conditions! What an absolutely shocking surprise!
Today’s nonsense comes to you from the lovely and talented Section 6. A brief excerpt:
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SMOOCHY BRANDS CREATES AND MAINTAINS SOME OF THE PROFILES ON THE SITE, AND THAT SOME “MEMBERS” OF THE SITE ARE ACTUALLY FICTITIOUS PERSONS CREATED BY EMPLOYEES OR AGENTS OF SMOOCHY BRANDS, WHO WE REFER TO AS “LOVE HOSTESSES.”
Want some more? I know you do!
YOU FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT SMOOCHY BRANDS MAY RESPOND TO YOUR COMMUNICATIONS TO LOVE HOSTESSES THROUGH EMPLOYEES, AGENTS OR CHAT BOTS THAT IMPERSONATE THE FICTITIOUS PERSONS PORTRAYED IN SUCH “LOVE HOSTESS” PROFILES.
What in the absolute fuck?
I mean, I’m not surprised. And yet, it still blows me away every time. Such scammy shit.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Hmm…
What If I told you that Elaine is a bad dancer and showed you the following:
Would you believe me?
You’d kinda have to, no? That’s some pretty indisputable evidence right there.
Well, why don’t we just pretend that WellHello’s name is actually Elaine, and those excerpts from the T&C you just read are her dance moves.
You can still choose not to believe me, but it’d be kinda silly.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
WellHello.com? Nope. Scam.
Robert says
November 19, 2016 at 7:44 amMilf and milf affiliates is another scam also.i asked several women from the website supposedly in my area to discribe local landmarks or places and they where clueless..
Girlfriend says
January 12, 2017 at 3:19 amI like what you said
Frankie says
February 15, 2018 at 8:09 pmHey Robert.
More red flags for sure. Thanks for chiming in.
Robert says
November 19, 2016 at 7:50 amWomen here try to get you to buy credits on your cc and then run them down by creating b.s. chat that will get you nowhere fast and run your coins down so you have to buy more and repeat.what i did was i gave them my email right from the start to get off that cycle and not one milf responded to it.
Frankie says
February 15, 2018 at 8:10 pmHey Robert.
Good tactic. Thanks for the tip. And for chiming in. Appreciated.
Nick b says
July 26, 2018 at 10:46 amTrue statement
Roy Hoskins yep says
April 5, 2018 at 5:41 pmA dollar is probably the smallest currency in American money other than change but that’s probably the worst daughter ever spent in my life for 24 hours well hello get laid that wasn’t a lie there never will be alive people supposed to be sending messages and there’s not supposed to be robots and all the other good stuff and if I had it to do over again I’d give him $5 not to do it that was the biggest bunch of b******* ever seen in my life anybody could fall for something like that I knew it would happen but I done it anyway it’s my fault now that’s my feedback to well hello you lying Bunch up I don’t know what you are but good day
Frankie says
April 6, 2018 at 2:33 pmHey Roy.
Yeah, that sucks. And you’re right. These shady sites are full of tricks and deceptions. Not cool. Luckily, it sounds like you got off relatively easy, only spending a buck. But still, you shouldn’t have been scammed at all! Thanks for chiming in to let other guys know about your experience. People reading this will appreciate the extra warning.
Dustin Gross says
August 27, 2018 at 3:10 amHell yea I did last nite c wen I realizes I logged on as another person same hotel said damn to the t
Frankie says
August 28, 2018 at 2:38 pmHey Dustin.
Thanks for pointing out yet another example of the kind of stuff these so-called dating sites try and pull. It’s appreciated.
Chris J Ward says
October 17, 2018 at 4:46 pmI have a hostess on my other phone trying to get me to western union 200 for a pod card to an account in the Philippines I have the account and all
Frankie says
November 20, 2018 at 12:47 pmHey Chris.
Gee, that doesn’t sound shady at all! (I’m kidding, of course. That’s shady AF!) UGH! Scams on top of scams. Thanks for the heads up. It’s appreciated.