The Question
Wild and crazy guy who wants to get wild with a wild woman: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at WildBuddies.com?”
Me: “WildBuddies.com? It’s so easy, it’s practically effortless. Here’s what you’re gonna do… First things first, go and grab your favorite loincloth and put that on. What do you mean you don’t have a favorite loincloth? You mean, like, you can’t decide which is your favorite because you love them all so much? Oh, I see. You just don’t have a loincloth. Huh. Who knew? Anyway, loincloth or not, start making some wild animal noises. Anything will do. Monkey, lion, elephant, whatever. Then, once you’ve unlocked your inner beast and are ready to get buck wild, you fucking don’t!”
This is wild, I know, but your love life is gonna stay tame if you’re counting on hooking up at WildBuddies.com.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with WildBuddies.com?
I’ll let Grandmaster Flash tell you…
“It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how they keep from goin’ under.
You know… What with all the fake members, fake emails, and fake profiles.
Ha huh ha ha ha.”
Tell me more, Frankie.
Today we have two words to send you scurrying in the other direction:
“Staff Profiles.”
But I want details!
Who wouldn’t? Here you go!
No surprise where we have to go to find out where the nonsense lives. Please direct your attention to section 1 of the Terms of Use:
We may, from time to time, create profiles which are created, maintained and managed by our employees (“Staff Profiles”). The purpose of these Staff Profiles is to enable us to ensure our Services are operating properly by testing the Services, features and functionalities, and to research our products and Services.
Here’s the thing…
WildBuddies can tell us why they made those fake-ass profiles until they’re blue in the face, but anytime I see profiles being created by the “dating site” itself, the red alert light comes on.
Fake is fake is fake. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.
All Staff Profiles will be identifiable as such and in the event that you opt to communicate or interact with a Staff Profile you will be made aware of the nature of this Staff Profile.
How about just not creating fake profiles that users can interact with at all? Crazy concept, right?
Anyway, fuck no is what I say.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Sigh.
Honestly, if any kind of interacting with a “Staff Profile” sounds like your idea of a good time, have at it.
We’ll be over here not doing that.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
WildBuddies.com? Nope. Scam.
Wazzup im on that shit you mean those bitches are fske they paid an employee to suck my dick no wonder she didnt wanna chat no more I thpught it wa cause they stripped my balance off my card with their hookup id bullshit im cancelled that right now
Hey Gordon.
That sucks you got soaked for some loot. Thanks for chiming in to help warn other dudes though.