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Quickies: Quick Tips to Get You Laid. Like, For Real. #1

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Question: Who loves a good quickie?

Answer: Everyone.

With that indisputable fact in mind, I’ve decided to assist every last one of you admirable aspiring fornicators in your ongoing quest to get down and dirty with an actual real live member of the opposite sex.

HowToGetLaidAt.com presents…

Quickies: Quick Tips to Get You Laid. Like, For Real.

#1: No. More. Dick. Pics.

Holy fuck, people! Enough with the cock shots, the penis Picassos, the phallic photographs, the whatever you wanna call ‘em. Just stop.

Seriously.

You wouldn’t walk up to someone in real life, whip your cock out and eagerly await some kind of encouraging response. (Side note: If you do do that, fucking stop.) So, why on earth do you think it’s a good thing to do online? It’s not. Trust me. It’s fucking mental.

Let me be extra clear with the tip here: DO NOT use a dick pic for your profile picture on a dating site.

If you want to actually get laid when you sign up to a legit dating site, use a profile pic of you smiling. Or laughing. Or almost anything that isn’t your fucking wiener.

I hope that was as good for you as it was for me.

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