The Question
MEGA dude who wants to get MEGA laid by MEGA women: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at MegaFuckBook.com?”
Me: “MegaFuckBook.com? That’s only MEGA easy. You just gotta get yourself MEGA psyched! Then when you can’t possibly get any more MEGA psyched, you fucking don’t!”
Hmm… If only I had a word that could describe the enormity of how completely and utterly you’re not going to get laid at MegaFuckBook.com.
Oh! I know! You’re so MEGA not going to get laid at MegaFuckBook.com.
MEGA.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with MegaFuckBook.com?
In my last post I mentioned coming up with a shorthand for the usual answer to this question. How about, FFF? F cubed? Triple F? Not sure. I’ll keep working on it. Anyway, the point is, we have a good old fashioned case of the same old, same old here. Fake members. Fake profiles. Fake emails.
MEGA fake.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Well, why don’t I just tell you more? Actually, how about I sing it to you?
The Love Stars are a big fat scam so no one gets together! Love Stars! Baby, Love Stars!
MEGA nailed it.
But I want details!
Details? Why not MEGA details?
If everyone would just turn to Section 10 of their programs (and by programs, I mean, of course, the Terms and Conditions on MegaFuckbook.com).
Everyone there? Good.
Please note the following tidbit. Er, MEGA piece of information!
You understand, acknowledge, and agree that some of the user profiles posted on this site may be fictitious or models or bots related to our “Love Stars” (LS) program. Our LS work for the site in an effort to stimulate dialogue with users and to stimulate user participation on the Website and Services, advertisement of the Website and Services, and the creation of user profiles.
So, profiles that may be fictitious, or models, or bots, hey? Sounds great. And by great, I mean totally and utterly MEGA not great.
There’s some more blah about the Love Stars program in the next paragraph as well:
You understand, acknowledge, and agree that no physical meeting will ever take place between you and LS, and that the exchange of messages between you and a LS is for entertainment purposes, as well as to encourage further or broader participation in our site’s Services and/or to monitor user activities.
MEGA awesome.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
That’s fine. Enjoy being MEGA scammed!
*MEGA waves*
Seriously though. Don’t get MEGA scammed. It sucks.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
MegaFuckBook.com? Nope. Scam.
Thanx dude
Hey Mark.
No problem. Hope this saved you from some grief.