The Question
Smooth talker who wants to get down with a flirty birdy: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at ClickAndFlirt.com?”
Me: “ClickAndFlirt.com? Incredibly easy. You just have to answer yes to two simple questions. Ready? Okay, question numero uno: Can you point? At what, you ask? Doesn’t matter. With what? Who cares? Just, can you point? Assuming your answer is yes, we can move on to question number two. Here we go. Can you click? And before you ask… it doesn’t matter what. Just, can you click? I think we already know the answer here. Of course you can! Shit, if you can point—and we’ve already established that you can—you can click. Alrighty, now that we know you can point, and we also know you can click, you fucking don’t!”
Point and click. Click and point. Click click. Point point. Whatever. What I’m saying is, it doesn’t matter how much you point or click or do anything at all for that matter, ain’t nobody gettin’ laid at ClickAndFlirt.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with ClickAndFlirt.com?
There are three keys to masterful flirting. Observe:
Notice the head nod, followed by the flash of pearly whites, and then the kicker, the eyebrow raise. Superb display.
There are three keys to a masterful scam on a shady dating site. They are:
Fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails.
What you won’t find on ClickAndFlirt are the keys to masterful flirting.
I bet you can guess what you will find.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Let me ask you this…
When you go to a dating site, is it because you want to interact with staff?
No?
Then you’re probably not gonna like “Staff Profiles”.
But I want details!
Absolutely!
If you’ve ever read any of the other reviews on my site here, you’ve probably got a pretty good idea about what I’m going to say next. If you haven’t, then pay attention. This is the best tip I can give you when it comes to dating sites. Ready?
Always read the terms and conditions.
And read ‘em first. As in, before you do anything else on whatever site it is that you’re looking at.
Before you get sucked into looking at all the boobies, read the terms.
Before you see what kind of features are on a site, read the terms.
Sure as shit before you sign up for an account, read the fucking terms.
Why? Because the terms and conditions are where you have a chance to find out whether or not a site is trying to scam you. Buried in all the legal mumbo-jumbo is where the truth resides.
You didn’t think I wasn’t going to give you an example, did you?
Feast your eyes on this bit of horseshit from Section 1 of ClickAndFlirt’s own terms and conditions:
We may, from time to time, create profiles which are created, maintained and managed by our employees (“Staff Profiles”). The purpose of these Staff Profiles is to enable us to ensure our Services are operating properly by testing the Services, features and functionalities, and to research our products and Services. All Staff Profiles will be identifiable as such and in the event that you opt to communicate or interact with a Staff Profile you will be made aware of the nature of this Staff Profile.
I’m gonna break that bunch of jibber jabber down nice and simple. Here’s what it means: Fake. Fucking. Profiles.
Hell, they might actually use those “Staff Profiles” to monitor their services or whatever the fuck, but we all know why they actually exist. They exist to dupe unsuspecting dudes into thinking that they’re communicating with real women.
And that my friends, is a big fuck you to anyone who signs up to their site in good faith, thinking that they actually have a chance to meet someone.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
You don’t believe me…
Okay. Sure. I mean, why would you? I’m only pointing out the, um, what are those things called again? Oh yeah. Facts.
But hey, who am I to judge? Do what you need to do.
Just let me leave you with this little tidbit: Real dating sites don’t create fake profiles.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
ClickAndFlirt.com? Nope. Scam.
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