The Question
Gentleman who wants nothing more than to fraternize with a flirty femme: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at FlirtHookup.com?”
Me: “FlirtHookup.com? Elementary, my dear Watson. You just have to do a little investigative work first. See that dusty old book on the shelf over there? That’s right, that’s the one. Blow the dust off of it old movie-style. Now open it up, I bet there’s a clue inside. There is? Great! You can’t quite make out the handwriting? Allow me. It says—ahem—you fucking don’t!”
The only mystery here is how FlirtHookup can continue to dupe unsuspecting dopes.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with FlirtHookup.com?
All together now, class…
Fake members! Fake profiles! Fake emails!
Well done, everybody. Gold stars for all you motherfuckers.
Tell me more, Frankie.
So. Much. Sparkling.
Here we have yet another site in the sparkle-sprinkling category.
Yeesh.
But I want details!
Okely dokely!
We’re gonna rock down to Terms & Conditions Avenue!
Ah, good ol’ section I6, giver of the sparkles:
In order to enhance your amusement experience, to stimulate you and others to use our Services more extensively, and to generally sprinkle some sparkle and excitement into the Services of FLIRTHOOKUP.COM, we may post fictitious profiles, generate or respond to communications by means of automated programs or scripts that simulate or attempt to simulate your intercommunication with another real human being (though none really exists and any dialog is generated by programming), and we may employ or contract for the paid services of real persons who may interact with you as part of their compensated employment.
I’m just going to leave it at that today.
Until we meet again, little sprinklin’ buddy. I know we will!
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Listen… If it talks like a sparkle, and walks like a sparkle, it’s a sparkle.
I know, I know. I’m kinda beating the sparkle thing to death. I can’t help it. It’s too ridiculous.
Seriously though, shit can’t be much more plain. “Fictitious profiles” should be enough to send you running in the opposite direction of FlirtHookup.
But who knows? Maybe you have a thing for sparkles.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
FlirtHookup.com? Nope. Scam.
I’m in total agreement with you, actually I agree that every single one of these site’s are designed to get your credit information and that’s it pure and simple. I’m contacted continuously by fake profile with gorgeous looking girls and empty dreams. All I can say is be careful and trust your gut feelings.
Thanks for chiming in, David. You speak truth.