The Question
Curious George who wants to meet some wayward wives for a little wild whoopee: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at MeetWives.com?”
Me: “MeetWives.com? Nothing to it, my man! All it takes is a little preparation. You gotta get your meet game strong. That means it’s meeting workout time. Now go stand in front of a mirror. Any mirror will do, but if you have a full-length one, even better. Now hold your right hand out as though you’re about to shake someone’s hand. Perfect. Now put your hand back at your side. Good work. That’s one rep. Do that ninety-nine more times. And mix it up a little. Add in a nice smile on some of your extensions. Maybe a little head nod. Keep it fresh. That’s it. Nice job. Alright, when you’re all done, and you have that move down pat, get ready to you fucking don’t!”
A meeting workout is pretty ridiculous, but it’s less ridiculous than thinking you’re going to meet anyone at MeetWives.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with MeetWives.com?
Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Those three guys chose to be stooges.
Fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails.
Those three things try to make a stooge outta you.
Tell me more, Frankie.
You know, if you have to hear something that ain’t great, you might as well hear it from someone who is.
You know who I’m talkin’ about!
El Sparko!
As always, El Sparko is here to tell you that sparkles they are a sprinklin’!
But I want details!
Happy to oblige!
First of all, don’t worry. You’re going to see what the hell I’m talking about with the sparkles in just a sec. Right on the terms and conditions page for MeetWives, as a matter of fact.
Ah, the terms and conditions page. When you absolutely, positively got to make sure you don’t get scammed like every other motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitute.
Yeah, yeah. I’m paraphrasing there. The point is, on any dating site that you’re thinking of joining, check the terms page first. Always.
It’s where you’ll find truth nuggets like this:
I.6. In order to enhance your amusement experience, to stimulate you and others to use our Services more extensively, and to generally sprinkle some sparkle and excitement into the Services of MEETWIVES.COM, we may post fictitious profiles, generate or respond to communications by means of automated programs or scripts that simulate or attempt to simulate your intercommunication with another real human being (though none really exists and any dialog is generated by programming), and we may employ or contract for the paid services of real persons who may interact with you as part of their compensated employment.
A lot to digest in there.
First off, I’m sure you noticed the bit about the sparkles that I… ahem… El Sparko referred to earlier. So dumb. Fo’ real.
A couple other highlights were the “fictitious profiles”, and the part about people being hired to communicate with you on the site. Fucking wow.
Anyway, since we’re here, how about a little more from the same section?
While these communications may seem genuine, authentic, and personal, they may be broadcast simultaneously to a large number of persons and possess none of these qualities. While their contents may appear to be true, they may be quite false; while their contents may appear to sincere, they may be quite disingenuous.
It never ceases to amaze me that this kind of scammy nonsense can just continue to go on year after year after year.
Fucking ridiculous about sums it up.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Don’t believe me. Believe El Sparko.
That virtuous motherfucker lives with glitter all up in every god damn thing he owns just in the hopes that one less dude gets scammed by yet another unscrupulous dating site.
Do you have any idea what kind of a giant pain in the ass glitter is?
El Sparko sure does. But he doesn’t care.
Helping dudes like you is what he lives for.
Like I said, you don’t have to believe me. But you sure as hell need to believe El Sparko.
Oh, and all the actual words up there that tell you in no uncertain terms about how you’re gonna be deceived if you join MeetWives.
But, also, you know, El Sparko.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
MeetWives.com? Nope. Scam.
I have been a member of meetwives for one month sent over 50 messages not one responded. I contacted CS and was assured that the messages were sent. I responded maybe being sent but not seen. I wasted $30.00 to get screwed with my pants on.
Hey Mike.
That sucks, man. No fun getting screwed out of your hard-earned. Thanks for taking the time to warn other dudes before they get shafted too though. It’s appreciated.
still trying to have problem fixed 2 weeks now .Took my money but nothing being done>Cant send or receive messages at all since upgrading with gift card spent $25 to screwed royally.BEWEAR
Hey Leonard.
That sucks. Hopefully you got things sorted. Thanks for chiming in and letting other dudes know to steer clear. It’s appreciated.
I have contact MeetWives support 14 times..did have young ladies contract me, confirmed by the support group, but could not read their messages.
Wish I would have come here to see these reviews before I thur our $30.00.
Hey Rusty.
Sucks that your cash got burned. But thanks for confirming the garbage that goes on and giving other dudes the heads up. It’s appreciated.