The Question
Studly Dudley who wants to get freaky deaky with a milftastic older woman: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at MilfsAffair.com?”
Me: “MilfsAffair.com? Easy like easy. What you have to do first is put on your sneakers. You know, on account of all the sneakin’ around you’ll be doing. Har-de-har! Yeah, yeah. Seriously though. Anyway, next you better limber up a bit. Do some stretches. Good good. And then a few deep breaths. Perfect. Now shake out them arms! Alright. You’re kitted out with your sneaks, you’re all loosey-goosey from stretching, and you’re focused from your breathing. Ready? Now you fucking don’t!”
Here’s the thing… Trying to get laid at MilfsAffair is like running in circles. You’ll get nowhere.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with MilfsAffair.com?
Behold the royal three of the scammy dating site kingdom!
Fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails!
I am certain that decree is shocking to not a single soul.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Sure thing.
Hey, “Online Cupids”. Sup?
But I want details!
Details. Here goes…
For as long as it takes, I will continue to lay down this fact for all y’all:
When you want to find the straight dope on a dating site, you gotta go to the truth factory: the terms and conditions.
That’s the one place that lays out what is actually going on behind those shiny gates.
Check this out and you’ll see what I mean…
9. FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY
Well now. I bet you thought you were gonna be more than just amused by MilfsAffair.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Let’s keep going.
9. b. You understand and accept that our site, while built in the form of a personals service, is an entertainment service. All profiles are provided for the amusement and entertainment of our members and our users. You are not guaranteed that you will find a date, a companion, or an activity partner, or that you will meet any of our members in person.
They’re certainly hammering home the amusement and entertainment angle.
But wait! There’s more!
9. c. THIS SITE USES FANTASY PROFILES CALLED ONLINE CUPIDS®: You understand, acknowledge, and agree that some of the user profiles posted on this site may be fictitious and operated by the Site or its contractors.
And…
9. c. ii. You understand, acknowledge, and agree that the information, text, and pictures contained in the Online Cupids® service profiles do not pertain to any actual person, but are included for entertainment and educational purposes only. Life events, experiences, interests, and geographic locations are fictitious. Nothing contained in any Online Cupids® service profile or message is intended to describe or resemble any real person – living or dead.
My head is shaking. I’m gonna guess yours is too.
The gates ain’t so shiny anymore.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
All good. Don’t believe me. Believe the actual words that appear in the terms for MilfsAffair. The words you just finished reading.
Or, you know, just choose to insert your own reality, I guess. People do that all the time.
Seriously though. Don’t do that.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
MilfsAffair.com? Nope. Scam.
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