The Question
Frisky fella who wants to connect bone style with a marvellous MILF: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at MilfsConnection.com?”
Me: “MilfsConnection.com? Totally easy. First thing you do is go and pour yourself a nice, tall, cool glass of milf. What? Why are you laughing? What’s wrong with milf? What do you mean, “I’m saying it wrong”? How do you say it? Oh. I see. With a k. Gotcha. Okay, scratch the milK (happy?) thing. It’s probably better this way anyway. Much better to start out with a frosty mug of beef. What? Never mind. Just pour a glass of something. Now take a big drink and get ready to you fucking don’t!”
What I’m getting at is, you could drink a magic potion made of MILF-attracter and you still wouldn’t be connecting with any MILFs on MilfsConnection.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with MilfsConnection.com?
Ooo! Let’s play connect the dots!
Look, there’s number one!
1. Fake members!
Okay. Let’s just draw a nice straight line over to number two…
2. Fake profiles!
And looks like the last dot is right over there…
3. Fake emails!
Well. That sure makes a shitty picture, doesn’t it?
Tell me more, Frankie.
Glad to!
There’s been more “Online Cupids” flying around lately than mosquitos in Memphis!
But I want details!
Who wouldn’t? Here ya go!
I’m starting to feel a bit like a broken record saying this, but I’ll keep on saying it for as long as I keep seeing scammy dating sites: Always check the terms and conditions of any dating site that you’re thinking of signing up to.
The reason is because the T&C is the one place that you have a chance at finding out the truth about a site. In order to cover their behinds, these scamboozling sites have to lay out how they partake in one of the biggest shams in the online dating world: fake profiles.
And because of that, you get the opportunity to keep on walking.
Case in point, Section 9 of the terms on MilfsConnection.
Here are some choice bits for you:
9. FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY
Never a good sign.
How about this?
9. b. You understand and accept that our site, while built in the form of a personals service, is an entertainment service. All profiles are provided for the amusement and entertainment of our members and our users. You are not guaranteed that you will find a date, a companion, or an activity partner, or that you will meet any of our members in person.
And this (here come the Online Cupids)…
9. c. THIS SITE USES FANTASY PROFILES CALLED ONLINE CUPIDS®: You understand, acknowledge, and agree that some of the user profiles posted on this site may be fictitious and operated by the Site or its contractors.
One more for you. Just for kicks.
9. c. ii. You understand, acknowledge, and agree that the information, text, and pictures contained in the Online Cupids® service profiles do not pertain to any actual person, but are included for entertainment and educational purposes only. Life events, experiences, interests, and geographic locations are fictitious. Nothing contained in any Online Cupids® service profile or message is intended to describe or resemble any real person – living or dead.
Like I said, keep on walking.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Look, being skeptical can be a good thing, but sometimes there isn’t any gray area. This is one of those times.
Don’t let your time and money get fitted with a new pair of cement shoes, capisce?
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
MilfsConnection.com? Nope. Scam.
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