The Question
Rascally lad who wants to do naughty things with a mischievous mamacita: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at NaughtyDate.com?”
Me: “NaughtyDate.com? Fear not, my good man! ’Tis easy as pie. You simply stand up straight, fly right, keep your chin up, and you fucking don’t!”
To put it another way, there’s not a chance in Nottingham that you’ll be boinking anyone at NaughtyDate.com.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with NaughtyDate.com?
Let me see here… Why, what a surprise! Fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails!
I kid, I kid. It’s not a surprise at all. It’s the usual triple shot of garbage.
Tell me more, Frankie.
These guys don’t even use a fancy name for their nonsense. Just boring ol’ “Staff Profiles”.
But I want details!
Alrighty then. Here’s some details for ya! Section 1 of the Terms of Use says:
We may, from time to time, create profiles which are created, maintained and managed by our employees (“Staff Profiles”).
They talk about how they use these profiles to test the features and functionalities of the site, but come on. We didn’t just fall off a turnip truck, did we?
See how long it takes before you start getting messaged after you sign up. (Well, don’t actually cuz that would be a waste of your time.) I’ll just tell you how long. Within minutes. Could it be? Could it be that those aren’t real women contacting you? Dun-dun-dunnn!
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
What can I say? I’m just over here trying to point out ways for you to not waste your hard-earned cash on a pipe dream. But by all means, go sign up anyway. Enjoy your interactions with the NaughtyDate staff.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
NaughtyDate.com? Nope. Scam.
thanks for the good info, good work bro…
Hey David.
No problem, man. Thanks.
Frankie I’ve been trying to unsubscribe from naughty date for two fuckn days,so I went through the motions and I was given a cancellation code but for the life of me I can’t seem to log on to the site to cancel. Why not mate ,thanks bye g
Hey Gavin.
Shit. That sucks, man. Not totally surprised, but it still blows.
If you’re still getting the runaround, check their terms page. Do a search on there for the word “contact” and see if you can find a phone number to call, or an email address.
Good luck.