The Question
Romantic Rico who wants an amorous evening with a desirable doll: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at PassionDesire.com?”
Me: “PassionDesire.com? Very simple. You just need to ask yourself two questions. Okay, ready? First of all, are you passionate? I’m talking rose in your teeth tango in Spain with a Zorro mask on passionate. Yes? Good good. Next question. Are you filled with desire? A desire so strong that the thirst of a man lost in the desert on the hottest day of the hottest summer couldn’t possibly match it. Yes? I thought so. Well done. Now with those questions out of the way, you’re ready for you fucking don’t!”
Let me put it this way… Here’s a question that could be asked a thousand times and you’d always get the same answer. Who gets laid at PassionDesire? No one!
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with PassionDesire.com?
No surprises here, folks.
We have the same trio of trash that we always get from these shady dating sites:
Fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails.
Great.
Tell me more, Frankie.
An introduction for the uninitiated…
If there’s one man who can lift us up when we’re drowning in this sea of deception, it’s this guy. The man who knows all too well the pain of the glitter. The man who’s here for one reason and one reason only: to save you from the sprinkling of the sparkles.
That’s right. It is him. It is…
El Sparko!
Stay sparkly, friend. We thank you.
But I want details!
With pleasure!
Okay, so you may be wondering what in the hell all that sparkle stuff was about. Well, you’ll be finding out in just a sec. And it is easily even more ridiculous than you can imagine.
Next order of business…
If you’re going to take away one thing from reading this review, let it be this:
When you’re thinking of signing up to a dating site, always read the terms and conditions first.
As I’ve said many, many times before, the terms and conditions page is where you have a chance to find out what’s really happening on a dating site. If they use fake profiles (or do anything else untoward), the terms page is where you’re going to find out.
Now, let’s get specific and take a look at PassionDesire’s terms. Oh, and here come the sparkles.
Section I.6. says:
I.6. In order to enhance your amusement experience, to stimulate you and others to use our Services more extensively, and to generally sprinkle some sparkle and excitement into the Services of PASSIONDESIRE.COM, we may post fictitious profiles, generate or respond to communications by means of automated programs or scripts that simulate or attempt to simulate your intercommunication with another real human being (though none really exists and any dialog is generated by programming), and we may employ or contract for the paid services of real persons who may interact with you as part of their compensated employment.
Some key points: The sparkles (obviously), fictitious profiles, and that last bit about paying people to interact with you. Nice, right? Fucking hell.
Here’s a little more form the same section, cuz why not?
While these communications may seem genuine, authentic, and personal, they may be broadcast simultaneously to a large number of persons and possess none of these qualities. While their contents may appear to be true, they may be quite false; while their contents may appear to sincere, they may be quite disingenuous.
I’m actually shaking my head as I’m typing this out. It blows me away every time I read through terms like those. Such brazen deception and it just keeps going and going year after year.
Fucking fuck that.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
The sparkle don’t lie!
Seriously though. I didn’t bring up fictitious profiles randomly. That shit is up there in black and white. Same with the bit about the freaking people that are paid to talk to you.
There’s nothing here to not believe. It just is what it is.
Granted, “what is” sucks, but unfortunately that’s the nature of the game. Believe me when I say that the duplicitous sites vastly outnumber the legitimate ones.
There’s hope though. Sites do exist that aren’t trying to scam you.
Just make sure you do your due diligence when you’re thinking of signing up to another site. Read those terms and conditions, people!
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
PassionDesire.com? Nope. Scam.
as i thought. but thank you for exposing where to look if a site is close to real.
No problem, Roger. Happy to help.
Ok Roger,I will take yur advice and see what this little town I moved to has any H.W. man ,I git back to you,
Hey Felipe.
Cool. Good luck, man!
yes, the fake dates are all too real and disappointing to me. I have been to many sites, and most are the same. And when you think you have a nipple, she wants a Verification Safe Dating Badge or Card that never seems to work out, So… no real dates! Rod
Hey Rod.
Disappointing is right. All that fake nonsense on these shady sites is garbage. Also, steer clear of that scammy Verification Safe Dating stuff. They’re just more scams designed to take your cash. Thanks for bringing that up so other dudes can stay away from that stuff too. It’s appreciated.