The Question
Shrewd dude who wants to get blue with a hot tomato: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at Untrue.com?”
Me: “Untrue.com? I got you. This one is a little cuckoo. Ready? First you undo your shoe. Then you undo shoe number two. Then you head over to the zoo. Careful not to step in any goo. Now go on and find a gnu and a kangaroo. See them? Good for you. What’s that? What does any of this have to do with you? You’ll find out soon. Can I continue? Thank you. Anyhoo, you fucking don’t!”
What I’m saying is, you might want to pursue a rendezvous at Untrue, but it’s not gonna happen for you. And not for anyone else either. Boo.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with Untrue.com?
It’s like deja vu. Always the same three things these scammy dating sites use to try and screw you. Here, this will help you see through the voodoo that Untrue tries to do to you:
1. Fake members.
2. Fake profiles.
3. Fake emails.
See? Nothing new.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Don’t mind if I do.
We’ve seen this before too.
“Online Cupids” are used at Untrue to try and fool you.
But I want details!
Details? Happy to.
You don’t have to be a gumshoe to get to the part of a dating site that tells you the truth. You just need to know about one page… The good ol’ terms and conditions.
Simply put, knowing about the terms page gives you the best shot at not getting scammed.
Why?
Because buried in all the legal mumbo-jumbo is where you find out if a site uses fake profiles, and if they do any other shady stuff, for that matter.
Always go to the terms page first. Always read it. Okay? Good.
Now, let’s look at the T&C page for Untrue.
Section 9 is where we find what we’re looking for:
9. FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY
And here we thought we were going to actually meet someone. Nope. Just be amused.
9. b. You understand and accept that our site, while built in the form of a personals service, is an entertainment service. All profiles are provided for the amusement and entertainment of our members and our users. You are not guaranteed that you will find a date, a companion, or an activity partner, or that you will meet any of our members in person.
That definitely clears that up. Yeesh.
And…
9. c. THIS SITE USES FANTASY PROFILES CALLED ONLINE CUPIDS®: You understand, acknowledge, and agree that some of the user profiles posted on this site may be fictitious and operated by the Site or its contractors.
Again I say, and…
9. c. ii. You understand, acknowledge, and agree that the information, text, and pictures contained in the Online Cupids® service profiles do not pertain to any actual person, but are included for entertainment and educational purposes only. Life events, experiences, interests, and geographic locations are fictitious. Nothing contained in any Online Cupids® service profile or message is intended to describe or resemble any real person – living or dead.
Living or dead! Got it?
Wow.
Looks like the only true thing about Untrue is their name.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Perhaps you missed the stuff in the previous section. I mean, that would explain the you not believing me stuff (not really, but I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here).
So, here’s what you need to do…
Go back up the page just a wee bit, and re-read the last section. Hell, keep reading it until it sinks in. Cuz that stuff isn’t an opinion, it’s what is.
Go on. We’ll wait.
There you go. Much better.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
Untrue.com? Nope. Scam.
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