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WildMeets.com Review: Nothing Good To Say About This Scheme

Last updated April 11, 2019

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How To Get Laid At WildMeets.com

The Question

Adventurous dude who wants some untamed lovin’ with a daring damsel: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at WildMeets.com?”

Me: “WildMeets.com? Well now, that’s just about as easy as makin’ a nice pot roast, don’t cha know? I mean, all you have to do is get the meat ready to go in the oven. Once the oven is hot, of course. I mean, the oven has to be hot, don’t cha know? Well now, how else is the meat gonna do it’s roasty roasty? Anyhoo, right when you’re about to slip the meat in the nice hot oven, you fucking don’t!”

What I’m saying is, you have as much chance of roasting beef in a snowbank during a Minnesota winter as you do meeting anyone on WildMeets.com.

But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with WildMeets.com?

Well, nothing I suppose… As long as fake members, fake profiles, and fake emails don’t bother you.

Oh those things do bother you? Good. Someone trying to scam you should bug the fuck out of you.

Tell me more, Frankie.

If you’re “staff”, that means you work somewhere. I think we can all agree on that.

Well, WildMeets uses “Staff Profiles”. Let that sink in for a minute.

But I want details!

Some details for you, my friend!

The details for today’s scam of the day are to be found where else but the Terms of Use, aka the Terms and Conditions!

You don’t have to venture too far down the page to find the following in Section 1:

We may, from time to time, create profiles which are created, maintained and managed by our employees (“Staff Profiles”). The purpose of these Staff Profiles is to enable us to ensure our Services are operating properly by testing the Services, features and functionalities, and to research our products and Services.

Now, by this point we’ve seen a few sites that use these “Staff Profiles”. And I’m going to tell you basically the same thing I said when we saw them before:

Fake profiles on a dating site are a non-starter, as far as I’m concerned.

These scamtastic fuckers always say they create their fake-as-fuck profiles to help monitor the site. I don’t buy it. Or rather, it’s entirely possible that they monitor the site with those profiles, but I absolutely don’t believe that’s the real reason they exist. The real reason is obvious: they’re there to dupe unsuspecting dudes that are trying to legit meet somebody.

Fuck. That.

I don’t believe you, Frankie!

Nobody’s twisting you’re arm. You’re an autonomous being. You’re allowed to make bizarro decisions. Like completely ignoring indisputable facts, for instance.

When you do come around though, we’ll be here for you. And we won’t even fire up an “I told you so”.

Ahh, I’m totally kidding. Of course you’re gonna hear “I told you so”! But you can take it! All in good fun, man. It’s all in good fun.

So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?

Sign up to a legit dating site.

Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.

TL;DR

WildMeets.com? Nope. Scam.

Click here for legit dating sites instead.

About Frankie

Frankie has been reviewing and writing about adult dating sites since 2015. The mission has been the same since the beginning. Showcase legit sites and call out the shady ones.

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