The Question
Dude who wants to meet up with an exotic mama for some extracurricular activity: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at XMeeting.com?”
Me: “XMeeting.com? Couldn’t be easier. First up, get yourself ready to meet. Who? Doesn’t matter. Why doesn’t it matter? Because reasons. Can I finish? Thank you. Ahem… Now that you’re all ready, right when the big moment is about to happen, right when you’re about to meet, be sure to straighten your shirt and tie, and then you fucking don’t!”
Pretty sure XMeeting’s definition of “meet” is different than the rest of us since there will be no meeting anybody at XMeeting.com.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with XMeeting.com?
Not sure that I’m totally feeling my recently coined term (3F) for the usual bullshit three-way. I think I may have to come up with something else.
In the meantime, I’ll spell this shit out for you longhand.
Fake members. Fake profiles. Fake emails.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Oh I’ll tell you more, all right!
Here’s some more… More sprinkling of the sparkles! Brother!
But I want details!
You betcha!
I think we all know where we’re headed by now…
To the Terms and Conditions-mobile! Let’s go!
Section I6 gives us:
In order to enhance your amusement experience, to stimulate you and others to use our Services more extensively, and to generally sprinkle some sparkle and excitement into the Services of XMEETING.COM, we may post fictitious profiles, generate or respond to communications by means of automated programs or scripts that simulate or attempt to simulate your intercommunication with another real human being (though none really exists and any dialog is generated by programming), and we may employ or contract for the paid services of real persons who may interact with you as part of their compensated employment.
This isn’t the first time we’ve seen this little gem. I suspect it won’t be the last.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
I have no words.
I kid! I always have words!
Listen, if the “we may post fictitious profiles” part from the excerpt above isn’t enough to send you scurrying in the opposite direction of XMeeting, then I’d like to take this opportunity to ask you if I might be able to relieve you of all of your belongings for an insanely massive fictitious amount of cash. I mean, good deal for you, right?
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
XMeeting.com? Nope. Scam.
I just got taken for about 90 dollars Canadian . I also got the big run around from Hotcassiie who ended up to be sxyluv30 . Do not go to XMeeting, Flirtlocal, Firsthookup etc. They are all a SCAM ….
Hey Greg.
That sucks. But thanks for chiming in and helping prove the point about those scammy sites. It’s appreciated.