The Question
Mr. X who who wants to get X-rated with a seXy lady: “Hey Frankie. How do I get laid at XDating.com?”
Me: “XDating.com? Oh, that’s eXtremely easy. Lemme give you an eXample. First, you get eXtra eXcited because you’re about to put the X in XXX. Then, right when the time is eXactly right, you fucking don’t!”
Expect nothing at XDating.com because that’s exactly what you’re gonna get.
But why, Frankie? What’s wrong with XDating.com?
Just the usual triple dose of scamtastic fuckery: Fake members. Fake profiles. Fake emails.
Tell me more, Frankie.
Why, I’d love to!
These guys actually use something I’ve talked about already on my FlirtLocal.com review. I think it may be my favorite phrase for scammy dating site bullshit so far, by the way.
Ready?
XDating wants to “sprinkle some sparkle” into their services! Sprinkle some sparkle, for fuck’s sake! Ai-yi-yi.
But I want details!
Gotcha.
As per usual, the details of the dupe are buried in the Terms and Conditions. You’re surprised right? I can tell.
Paragraph 6, Section I is where you’ll find the truth. Allow me:
THIS SITE USES FANTASY PROFILES CALLED “ONLINE FLIRT®” In order to enhance your amusement experience, to stimulate you and others to use our Services more extensively, and to generally sprinkle some sparkle and excitement into the Services of XDATING.COM, we may post fictitious profiles, generate or respond to communications by means of automated programs or scripts that simulate or attempt to simulate your intercommunication with another real human being (though none really exists and any dialog is generated by programming), and we may employ or contract for the paid services of real persons who may interact with you as part of their compensated employment.
And in case that bit isn’t bad enough…
While these communications may seem genuine, authentic, and personal, they may be broadcast simultaneously to a large number of persons and possess none of these qualities. While their contents may appear to be true, they may be quite false; while their contents may appear to sincere, they may be quite disingenuous.
The sparkle sprinkling is pretty ridiculous, but holy shit that last part. Wow.
You know, if it wasn’t for the fact that all that crazy blah exists so XDating (and sites like it) can continually con people without getting in shit, it’d actually be pretty funny.
As it stands though… Ugh.
I don’t believe you, Frankie!
Hey man, I just calls ‘em as I sees ‘em. If you read what I just showed you and still think you can meet real women on XDating, knock yourself out.
Oh, and when you’re done, I have a bridge I was wondering if you might like to purchase.
So how the hell am I supposed to get laid?
Sign up to a legit dating site.
Click here and check out the sites I’ve listed. Sign up to one of those sites and you’ll find loads of women who want to get laid. No bullshit attached. No scams.
TL;DR
XDating.com? Nope. Scam.
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